HOUSE RULES
Dear Travelers,
At our hostel, we prioritize creating a welcoming and respectful environment for guests from all corners of the world. Our house rules reflect years of experience in understanding what makes a shared living space work best for everyone. These carefully crafted guidelines ensure your comfort, safety, and positive experience during your stay.
Please take a moment to familiarize yourself with our eight essential rules listed below. Your cooperation helps us maintain the quality experience that our community of travelers deserves.
1. TIME LORDS ONLY!
Check-in strictly at 1:00 PM and check-out at 10:00 AM. Early check-in and late check-out available for an extra fee. Yes, we're serious about time - we're practically a Swiss watch!
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2. NIGHT NINJAS WANTED
Silent hours from midnight to 7:00 AM. If you can sneak around like a ninja during these hours, you're our kind of guest! Noisy midnight packers will be sent to meditation class.
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3. THE SOCIAL JUNGLE
Common areas are your 24/7 playground for socializing, working, or practicing your silent mime routines during quiet hours. Remember: this isn't your college dorm's final party night.
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4. YOUR PERSONAL KINGDOM
Keep your mini-empire (bed space) tidy and your belongings in check. Your mom doesn't work here, but we wish she did - she'd be proud of our cleanliness standards!
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5. FORT KNOX-ISH
Keep your keys closer than your smartphone! Visitors are like vampires - they need an invitation and can't enter private spaces. What happens in the common areas, stays in the common areas.
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6. FEAST O'CLOCK
Outside food is banned - our restaurant's got your back 10 AM - 10 PM, with an afternoon siesta break. Because even our chefs need a power nap to keep the magic flowing!
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7. SPLASH & DASH
Quick showers, no concerts, no water waste. Think of it as training for your future career as a submarine captain. Quick and efficient! Also keep it clean as your own washroom.
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8. THE PRINCESS AND THE SHEET
We provide fresh linens upon request - just ask. Your bed should feel like a cloud, not a camping ground. And please, no mysterious stains - we've seen enough modern art for a lifetime!
